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Friday, July 22, 2011

The Perfect Accessory


The Perfect Accessory 


Greetings Readers,Recently we bore witness to quite a ghastly scene at a gala we recently participated. A lady most probably Robert De Niro's arms crossed extremely threateningly uninterested "Meet the Parents" faces. 
Meet the parents face
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Robert Deniro
 Meet the Parent Face
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Although her natural elegance and heart melting embarrassed smile was admirable, one couldn't help but shaking one's head either in pity or amusement. No way in the world could she see this glass of champagne remotely as half full?
This prompted us to write entry which evidently introduces you to fine art of securing the perfect accessory: Although this subject is quite extensive and definitely demands a string a future installment, we will at least lay out some rules that we gleaned from years and years of gathering data from the silky trenches of fashion. How can you transform your companion into the perfect accessory, one that compliments your outfit but also becomes an extension of your personality?
-Cardinal Rules
1 Rule: Tell them what they are getting into... just like Hemingway nothing breaks one's spirit than realizing that we're in something polar opposite from what we've imagined or been described. If we are talking about a per plate gala with a fashion who put on to raise awareness for the plight of the little teddy bears of amazon -if it exist- don't paint it as football match in suit to a gentlemen simply to stir interest. Not only your date will feel deceived but you've most likely jeopardized a friendship and rid yourself of a potential fashion partner in crime. But at the same time, describe the event by its purpose: A dinner event put on to raise awareness about the bears in the Amazon, you won't be bored. It should be as simple as this instead of an existential analysis. By the way, about the fashion show, "Probably a last minute add to the night, quite a nice touch don't you think?"
-2 Rule: Lay out your don'ts: This is your event. Your name is stamped on that envelope or you've socially orchestrated your entry to this admission to this event. Lay out your rules and expectations, most importantly your don'ts. Instead of cramming to much in someone's mind, just bring their attention to the don'ts that way everything else should theoretically be good.Leave some room for spontaneity and personality. If after reading this you still want to go as far as designing draconian rules or their every moves and sentences we have bad news for you. This type of robot isn’t out on the market yet and if that were the case, expects the waitlist to span, to say the least, a lifetime.
-3 Rule: Find something that will interest your companion.This rule is as important as the aforementioned for the power of the willing is a force to be reckoned with. Take on aspect of the event and link it to them. From "You will love the dresses" to "I talked to Joe and he's coming to" the possibilities although endless must reflect their personalities.Now that we’ve pointed the essential rules that will allow you to transform anyone into a WILLING accessory, our next entry to explore color coordination and other original ideas.
.Sincerely yours,
MeJeanne Couture